July 2009
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
– Willy Wonka
“When does CPR become necrophilia?”
– Doug from Weeds
this song makes me freak out about leaving my mom...
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“America speaks English.”
– paper taped to the inside of grandma’s dashboard window
“I took some spanish in school. but now i wish i hadn’t - I don’t...”
– grandma
“A pair of fags just moved in next door. And they have a little faggy dog too who...”
– grandma 