this was an American apparel ad until i scrolled down to see the fat man. damianbarreto: subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : I’d rather see bucket drummers.  NO! NO! NO! Absolutely NOT! Keep it moving! Roll up the the yoga mat, tease down the afro, get a pair of shorts that aren’t so damn…… short, and take The Advanced Yoga Class somewhere else! I’d rather have forty bucket drummers all hysterically playing their own rhythm, then see you two self righteous yogis making me feel more out of shape than I already am!  There are a lot of things to contend with while running for a train. Slow walkers, tourists, children, the elderly etc. The last thing the subway platform needs is… whatever the hell it is that you two think you are doing! So have the downward dog, go back into warrior one, and either get on a train or take a hike!  *** Ironlace sent this bad boy in! Iron is also responsible for the Planters Nuts! pic back on January 7th! Thanks for lookin’ out! Keep on Douchin’ ***

this was an American apparel ad until i scrolled down to see the fat man.

damianbarreto:

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : I’d rather see bucket drummers. 

NO! NO! NO! Absolutely NOT! Keep it moving! Roll up the the yoga mat, tease down the afro, get a pair of shorts that aren’t so damn…… short, and take The Advanced Yoga Class somewhere else! I’d rather have forty bucket drummers all hysterically playing their own rhythm, then see you two self righteous yogis making me feel more out of shape than I already am! 

There are a lot of things to contend with while running for a train. Slow walkers, tourists, children, the elderly etc. The last thing the subway platform needs is… whatever the hell it is that you two think you are doing! So have the downward dog, go back into warrior one, and either get on a train or take a hike! 

*** Ironlace sent this bad boy in! Iron is also responsible for the Planters Nuts! pic back on January 7th! Thanks for lookin’ out! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    this was an American apparel ad until i scrolled down to see the fat man.
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    like her afro (and...drummers and pretty much any subway performer since they
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